Funny Best Man Toasts
Toast number 1
I'd like to propose a toast to the bride and groom. May today be the beginning of a wonderful new and long-lasting chapter in their lives, and may they always love, honor and cherish each other, just as they do today.
Toast number 2
I thought I'd write the world's greatest Best Man toast. I spent hours researching on the Internet, seeking wedding poetry, vows, Tibetan wisdom journals, and even ESPN, looking for the critical insight that only a Best Man can provide. Alas, all to no avail. So all I can say is this. I cried when (Groom) told me that he was going to ask (Bride) to marry him, and the next week I cried when I heard the answer was yes. My heart bursts with joy, because (Bride and Groom) are truly made for each other.
Toast number 3
(Bride and Groom) - A wise person once told me that magic happens at the most unexpected moments. I would have to disagree. Today has been planned for months and months, and it was still filled with magic. I've known (Groom) for many years, and I've never seen him happier than when he is with (Bride). And I haven't seen (Bride) without a smile when she and (Groom) are together. This magic that makes them happy today is love. Love, however, isn't always simple. You will fight and disagree, but as long as you love each other this magic will never die. May the rest of your lives be filled with magical moments. Congratulations!
Toast number 4
Never go to bed angry...always stay up and argue.
Always remember the three little words..."You're right dear."
Keep the lid down.
The best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once.
Let's raise our glasses as we toast this couple:
May you both live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.
Congratulations, (Bride and Groom)!